Enjoy

Sundowner · December 31st, 2003, 11:57 PM

Enjoy!!!

Sex in Español
What is sex in Español? ³Vamos tumba la cama, entrada mi picoy
tu fuerta, con atras abante; no pwersa pero sige rapido birada,
cargada cemilya todo discarga..ole!!

Linguistic twist
What do you call a young lady in spanish? "dama".
What do you call an old lady in the pilipino language(tagalog)?
"dama-tan"!

Life cycle of man:
0-4 SUSO sa mommie;
5-8 SUSO bote;
9-13 SUSO daliri;
14-24 SUSO syota;
25-36 SUSO wife;
37-55 SUSO GRO;
56-66 SUSO pokpok;
67 up SUSOwerohin ng nars.

MEN¹S SEX SCHED:
teenagers thrice daily;
20s thrice weeky;
30s tries weekly;
40s tries weakly;
50s tries & tries;
60s tries & cries;
70s tries & dies

Funny faces
CHILDHOOD: the time of life when you make funny faces at the
mirror
OLD AGE: the time of life when the mirror gets even.

Pang-ulam

Ang babae daw ay puwede mong ikumpara sa mga klase ng pang-ulam.
1. Girlfriend- Parang sopas, masarap habang mai-init.
2. Mistress- Parang adobo, masarap ngayon, masarap din sa
susunod na linggo.
3. Tunay na Misses- Parang sardinas, bubuksan mo na lang pag
wala ng mai-ulam.

Mandy · January 1st, 2004, 04:02 AM

That was good!!!!

Merry X'mas and a Happy New Year tol!

January 2nd, 2004, 03:13 AM

Sonny,
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Mike

kimora · January 2nd, 2004, 05:08 AM

Manong Sonny, that's cool:rbounce:

How about sex in Ilocano?

yot manen awan pay bagas

planoy · January 2nd, 2004, 06:56 AM

hepe merry xmas and a prosperous new year sa yo kasama na rin ang family mo...

Sundowner · January 2nd, 2004, 11:40 PM

BELATED MERRY X-MAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

Soseng · January 2nd, 2004, 11:47 PM

:lol:

nice one Sonny!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! :rbounce:

Soseng

January 3rd, 2004, 02:31 AM

sonny,
galing mo talaga !!! mukhang galing sa border noon new year ha!!!!

happy new year to all

planoy · January 3rd, 2004, 03:21 AM

mga kapatid na nandito sa souhtern california sana makapunta kayo sa kitakits natin sa jan 10 2004. pm nyo lang ako kung pwede kayo we we can count kung ilan ang pupunta...

Sundowner · January 5th, 2004, 10:41 PM

Planoy,
Paki confirm lang at nakiusap ang iba kung puedi sa 11 Jan vice 10. Paki post mo narin ang Tel no. mo at address.

Thanks,

rita · January 6th, 2004, 10:50 PM

Boss Sonny,

Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!!

January 7th, 2004, 01:17 AM

Saan lugar at Anong oras gagawin ito kitakits natin.
Mike

December 31st, 2003, 11:57 PM	#1
Sundowner CyberFriends Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,481 Posts: 1,481 vCash: 500	Enjoy Enjoy!!! Sex in Español What is sex in Español? ³Vamos tumba la cama, entrada mi picoy tu fuerta, con atras abante; no pwersa pero sige rapido birada, cargada cemilya todo discarga..ole!! Linguistic twist What do you call a young lady in spanish? "dama". What do you call an old lady in the pilipino language(tagalog)? "dama-tan"! Life cycle of man: 0-4 SUSO sa mommie; 5-8 SUSO bote; 9-13 SUSO daliri; 14-24 SUSO syota; 25-36 SUSO wife; 37-55 SUSO GRO; 56-66 SUSO pokpok; 67 up SUSOwerohin ng nars. MEN¹S SEX SCHED: teenagers thrice daily; 20s thrice weeky; 30s tries weekly; 40s tries weakly; 50s tries & tries; 60s tries & cries; 70s tries & dies Funny faces CHILDHOOD: the time of life when you make funny faces at the mirror OLD AGE: the time of life when the mirror gets even. Pang-ulam Ang babae daw ay puwede mong ikumpara sa mga klase ng pang-ulam. 1. Girlfriend- Parang sopas, masarap habang mai-init. 2. Mistress- Parang adobo, masarap ngayon, masarap din sa susunod na linggo. 3. Tunay na Misses- Parang sardinas, bubuksan mo na lang pag wala ng mai-ulam.

January 1st, 2004, 04:02 AM	#2
Mandy CyberFriends Join Date: May 2001 Location: new york Posts: 292 Posts: 292 vCash: 400	hehehe.... That was good!!!! Merry X'mas and a Happy New Year tol!

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January 2nd, 2004, 03:13 AM	#3
MIGUELITO Posts: n/a Posts: n/a vCash:	Sonny, Merry Christmas to you and your family. Mike

January 2nd, 2004, 05:08 AM	#4
kimora Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 496 Posts: 496 vCash: 500	Manong Sonny, that's cool:rbounce: How about sex in Ilocano? yot manen awan pay bagas

January 2nd, 2004, 06:56 AM	#5
planoy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 516 Posts: 516 vCash: 1100	hepe merry xmas and a prosperous new year sa yo kasama na rin ang family mo...

January 2nd, 2004, 11:40 PM	#6
Sundowner CyberFriends Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,481 Posts: 1,481 vCash: 500	BELATED MERRY X-MAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

January 2nd, 2004, 11:47 PM	#7
Soseng CyberFriends Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,878 Posts: 2,878 vCash: 2000	:lol: nice one Sonny! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! :rbounce: Soseng

January 3rd, 2004, 02:31 AM	#8
newboy Posts: n/a Posts: n/a vCash:	sonny, galing mo talaga !!! mukhang galing sa border noon new year ha!!!! happy new year to all

January 3rd, 2004, 03:21 AM	#9
planoy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 516 Posts: 516 vCash: 1100	mga kapatid na nandito sa souhtern california sana makapunta kayo sa kitakits natin sa jan 10 2004. pm nyo lang ako kung pwede kayo we we can count kung ilan ang pupunta...

January 5th, 2004, 10:41 PM	#10
Sundowner CyberFriends Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,481 Posts: 1,481 vCash: 500	Planoy, Paki confirm lang at nakiusap ang iba kung puedi sa 11 Jan vice 10. Paki post mo narin ang Tel no. mo at address. Thanks,

January 6th, 2004, 10:50 PM	#11
rita CyberFriends Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 855 Posts: 855 vCash: 500	Boss Sonny, Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!!

January 7th, 2004, 01:17 AM	#12
MIGUELITO Posts: n/a Posts: n/a vCash:	Saan lugar at Anong oras gagawin ito kitakits natin. Mike